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Gurney Goo

21st March 2016

The finish of the Coast to Coast at New Brighton.

What Steve Gurney has been up to in recent times is largely a mystery to me. Apart from handing out the finisher’s medals at this year’s Coast to Coast, a quick scan of this scene uncovers at least one avenue: Gurney Goo.

The name implies everything. Who better than a respected, world famous athlete to entrust the comfort of your nether regions. Who better to trust your undercarriage to than a man that’s experienced a level of pain well beyond that of raw, overlapping skin.

In Goo we trust.


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